Quote #12961
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #9942
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Quote #6585
Don’t hit at all if it is honorably possible to avoid hitting but never...
Quote #636
Be careful what you set your heart on, for it will surely be yours.
Quote #9036
A friend may well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.
Quote #6379
Yet ah why should they know their fateSince sorrow never comes too late,And happiness...
Quote #2473
Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
Quote #378
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Quote #19924
Veni, vidi, vici. I came, I saw, I conquered
Quote #18418
He was a true friend, he stabbed me in the front.