Quote #11699
After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #4289
To do two things at once is to do neither.
Quote #9801
Totally mad. Utter nonsense. But we’ll do it because it’s brilliant nonsense.
Quote #11135
First the grub, then the morals.
Quote #16917
Recollection is the only paradise from which we cannot be turned out.
Quote #7170
If your house is on fire, warm yourself by it.
Quote #19720
I just want to say this. I want to say it gently but I...
Quote #7393
We never know the worth of water ’til the well is dry.
Quote #8836
Be not too hasty either with praise or blame speak always as though you...
Quote #1572
In the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made...