Quote #18399
Some days you’re the dog, and some days you’re the hydrant.
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Do not confuse motion and progress. A rocking horse keeps moving but does not...
Quote #21658
Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy and wealthy and...
Quote #14079
Your enemy is never a villain in his own eyes. Keep this in mind,...
Quote #2653
Love your neighbor, but don’t tear down your fence.
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I could have spoken from Rhode Island where I have been staying … But...
Quote #19795
Do not judge men by mere appearances for the light laughter that bubbles on...
Quote #15913
A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
Quote #11265
Humor is just another defense against the universe.
Quote #6683
I sometimes think we expect too much of Christmas Day. We try to crowd...