Quote #8505
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #10247
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are...
Quote #1223
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it.
Quote #869
One is never as fortunate or as unfortunate as one thinks.
Quote #5100
No wise man ever wished to be younger.
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An idealist is one who, on noticing that a rose smells better than a...
Quote #3198
To say the least, a town life makes one more tolerant and liberal in...
Quote #8715
RICHER THAN GOLDYou may have tangible wealth untoldCaskets of jewels and coffers of gold.Richer...
Quote #14277
It is a curious fact that when we get sick we want an uncommon...
Quote #19428
Ok. Sex is fine. Sex is good. Sex is GREAT Okay, okay, we need...