Quote #10474
They used to photograph Shirley Temple through gauze. They should photograph me through linoleum.
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The great secret of successful marriage is to treat all disasters as incidents and...
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The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to...
Quote #13307
It is always wise to stop wishing for things long enough to enjoy the...
Quote #15477
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly...
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him...
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One cannot subdue a man by holding back his hands. Lasting peace comes not...
Quote #6527
Stan Bad guy can’t win. It’s a morality tale. One way or the other...
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I maintain there is much more wonder in science than in pseudoscience. And in...
Quote #13487
These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder....