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If the misery of the poor be caused not by the laws of nature,...
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You can’t trust a promise someone makes while they’re drunk, in love, hungry, or...
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It is eternity now. I am in the midst of it. It is about...
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Luck is the residue of design.
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The trouble with normal is it always gets worse.
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Worry a little bit every day and in a lifetime you will lose a...
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I am only one but still I am one. I cannot do everything, but...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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To err is human to refrain from laughing, humane.
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Most of the most important experiences that truly educate cannot be arranged ahead of...