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Life is made up of small pleasures. Happiness is made up of those tiny...
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Puritanism The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
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Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, —...
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Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
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We are not the same persons this year as last nor are those we...
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Most things break, including hearts. The lessons of life amount not to wisdom, but...
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There is no slavery but ignorance.
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Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
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Never put off till tomorrow the fun you can have today.
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If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop...