Quote #9143
When you want to test the depths of a stream, don’t use both feet.
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He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from...
Quote #14505
Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #3428
Every man is ignorant – just on different subjects.
Quote #13428
We challenge each other to be funnier and smarter.
Quote #1097
A prudent mind can see room for misgiving, lest he who prospers would one...
Quote #11191
The most powerful ties are the ones to the people who gave us birth...
Quote #4273
Do what’s right. Do it right. Do it right now.
Quote #16512
Man is the measure of all things.
Quote #9403
If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then...