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I hate facts. I always say the chief end of man is to form...
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I wish that all Americans would realize that American politics is world politics.
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If a man harbors any sort of fear, it … makes him landlord to...
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If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one
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I believe in getting into hot water it keeps you clean.
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There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One...
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Think of what would happen to us in America if there were no humorists...
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The best way to realize the pleasure of feeling rich is to live in...
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No business which depends for its existence on paying less than living wages to...
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No one has ever had an idea in a dress suit.