Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #10041
When there is no peril in the fight, there is no glory in the...
Quote #12265
I have no plans, and no plans to plan.
Quote #6252
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to...
Quote #19022
It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
Quote #9999
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year...
Quote #21400
Ninety percent of everything is crap.
Quote #5381
Leave her to heaven And to those thorns that in her bosom lodge, To...
Quote #12074
Mike Caldwell, the Padres’ right-handed southpaw, will pitch tonight.
Quote #6034
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your...