Quote #8505
Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke.
Quote #8121
An honest man can feel no pleasure in the exercise of power over his...
Quote #21233
I have found that if you love life, life will love you back.
Quote #13584
I probably carry more scar tissue on my derrire than any other candidate-that’s political...
Quote #18918
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #17290
The spirit is smothered, as it were, by ignorance, but so soon as ignorance...
Quote #20227
Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
Quote #17505
One very important ingredient of success is a good, wide-awake, persistent, tireless enemy.
Quote #2323
In America every woman has her set of girl-friends some are cousins, the rest...
Quote #19580
The test and use of a man’s education is that he finds pleasure in...