Quote #11736
In great affairs men show themselves as they wish to be seen in small...
Quote #9548
Never ascribe to an opponent motives meaner than your own.
Quote #1445
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #2777
Safeguarding the rights of others is the most noble and beautiful end of a...
Quote #2271
Basically my wife was immature. I’d be at home in the bath and she’d...
Quote #6558
Usenet isn’t a right. It’s a right, a left, and a swift uppercut to...
Quote #2675
Illegitimis non carborundum.Lat., Don’t let the bastards grind you down.
Quote #16284
Pain makes man think. Thought makes man wise. Wisdom makes life endurable.
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #16924
Only actions give life strength only moderation gives it charm.