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I began by telling the president that there was a cancer growing on the...
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You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
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A ship is always referred to as ‘she’ because it costs so much to...
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I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous...
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Be wisely worldly, be not worldly wise.
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That’s the fourth extra base hit for the Padres — two doubles and a...
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Ray D’you know that the human head weighs 8 pounds
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America is closer to the year 2 than anywhere else on earth.
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Language is only the instrument of science, and words are but the signs of...
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Dreams are renewable. No matter what our age or condition, there are still untapped...