Quote #17451
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient...
Quote #10510
If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
Quote #21534
By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
Quote #21758
My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents...
Quote #13060
A coalition of groups … is waging a massive propaganda campaign against the president...
Quote #20387
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Quote #16531
Love is space and time measured by the heart.
Quote #16610
A handful of patience is worth more than a bushel of brains.
Quote #18124
Literature is the human activity that takes the fullest and most precise account of...
Quote #17861
Friendship based solely upon gratitude is like a photograph with time it fades.