Quote #12387
There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three...
Quote #11752
In the end, everything is a gag.
Quote #16653
God could not be everywhere, and therefore he created mothers.
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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #15147
I am no more humble than my talents require.
Quote #13056
A great obstacle to happiness is to anticipate too great a happiness.
Quote #17861
Friendship based solely upon gratitude is like a photograph with time it fades.
Quote #9214
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure...
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Man is the only animal that laughs and has a state legislature.
Quote #17362
Talent hits a target no one else can hit Genius hits a target no...