Quote #15522
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
Quote #12121
If you can’t solve it, it’s not a problem–it’s reality.
Quote #10742
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
Quote #11533
The optimist proclaims that we live in the best of all possible worlds and...
Quote #1545
Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense.
Quote #437
A fashion is nothing but an induced epidemic.
Quote #6504
Never get a mime talking. He won’t stop.
Quote #3244
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
Quote #10857
Can a man take fire in his bosom, and his clothes not be burned...
Quote #9153
A book is like a garden carried in the pocket.