Quote #19467
Life is a sexually transmitted disease.
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There is no king who has not had a slave among his ancestors, and...
Quote #20207
There is never enough time, unless you’re serving it.
Quote #17673
A stern discipline pervades all nature, which is a little cruel that it may...
Quote #1005
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
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I have a spelling checkerIt came with my PCIt plainly marks four my revueMistakes...
Quote #4390
Ready money works great cures.
Quote #19629
Silence is one of the great arts of conversation, as allowed by Cicero himself,...
Quote #19542
I am who I choose to be. I always have been what I chosethough...
Quote #5569
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me