Quote #9850
America does not go abroad in search of monsters to destroy. She is the...
Quote #5370
But to my mind, though I am native here And to the manner born,...
Quote #6855
I certainly wasn’t happy. Happiness has to do with reason, and only reason earns...
Quote #18648
High school is closer to the core of the American experience than anything else...
Quote #19332
It isn’t necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice — there...
Quote #10768
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
Quote #9217
Insanity doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Quote #14955
It’s a good thing to have all the props pulled out from under us...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #4622
Never say that marriage has more of joy than pain.