Quote #18903
The real wit tells jokes to make others feel superior, while the half-wit tells...
Quote #1181
Art is long, life short judgment difficult, opportunity transient.
Quote #4308
Depend not on fortune, but on conduct.
Quote #4406
Kindness is the golden key that unlocks the hearts of others.
Quote #9345
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #8392
Cease to ask what the morrow will bring forth. And set down as gain...
Quote #794
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his...
Quote #18388
Life is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who...
Quote #14856
Nobody loves me but my mother, and she could be jivin’, too.
Quote #14752
The only people for me are the mad ones. The ones who are mad...