Quote #8066
Peace and friendship with all mankind is our wisest policy, and I wish we...
Quote #19744
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so...
Quote #8507
The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
Quote #18860
My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are...
Quote #1083
For God hates utterly The bray of bragging tongues.
Quote #6888
The reason of a resolution is more to be considered than the resolution itself.
Quote #6056
People can have the Model T in any colour–so long as it’s black.
Quote #14076
To be matter of fact about the world is to blunder into fantasy —...
Quote #10100
What is not good for the swarm is not good for the bee.
Quote #9422
When you look at yourself from a universal standpoint, something inside always reminds or...