Quote #10372
It will, I believe, be everywhere found, that as the clergy are, or are...
Quote #3417
I don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Quote #18070
Everyone thinks of changing the world, but no one thinks of changing himself.
Quote #18164
I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor. Rich is better.
Quote #12539
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #13440
A penny will hide the biggest star in the Universe if you hold it...
Quote #21665
A little more moderation would be good. Of course, my life hasn’t exactly been...
Quote #10359
I pay very little regard…to what any young person says on the subject of...
Quote #17718
What is the answer I was silent. In that case, what is the question
Quote #16253
The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up...