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Republicans believe every day is the Fourth of July, but Democrats believe every day...
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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Charlie And I’d really like to kiss you, but that’s not a good idea,...
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Will your child learn to multiply before she learns to subtract
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Are you going to come quietly, or do I have to use earplugs
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Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
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Life… is like a grapefruit. It’s orange and squishy, and has a few pips...
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We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.
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If work were good for you, the rich would leave none for the poor.
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America is not only big and rich, it is mysterious and its capacity for...