Quote #20451
Not only is life a bitch, it has puppies.
Quote #11130
Whenever you want to marry someone, go have lunch with his ex-wife.
Quote #21178
I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix.
Quote #18061
The more we live by our intellect, the less we understand the meaning of...
Quote #1185
One must ask children and birds how cherries and strawberries taste.
Quote #391
A lifetime of happiness No man alive could bear it it would be hell...
Quote #6072
There is nothing worse than a sharp image of a fuzzy concept.
Quote #2052
When it’s breezy, hit it easy.
Quote #11220
Universities should be safe havens where ruthless examination of realities will not be distorted...
Quote #20529
Do give books – religious or otherwise – for Christmas. They’re never fattening, seldom...