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The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his...
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The only difference between a madman and myself is that I am not mad.
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Golf is the cruelest game, because eventually it will drag you out in front...
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You are today where your thoughts have brought you you will be tomorrow where...
Quote #9785
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that...
Quote #4157
Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.
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Never let your inferiors do you a favor – it will be extremely costly.
Quote #12143
Minor surgery is surgery someone else is having.
Quote #1678
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Quote #20494
And malt does more than Milton can To justify God’s ways to man.