Quote #19201
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #14478
It’s time to start living the life you’ve imagined.
Quote #9638
The ass will carry his load, but not a double load ride not a...
Quote #19406
Never play cards with a man called Doc. Never eat at a place called...
Quote #10748
So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
Quote #11617
Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the...
Quote #1221
The cautious seldom err.
Quote #19626
Posterity is as likely to be wrong as anybody else.
Quote #12631
There is an art of reading, as well as an art of thinking, and...
Quote #3014
Twice or thrice had I loved thee, Before I knew thy face or name.