Quote #19201
Your brain can only absorb what your ass can endure.
Quote #2391
Oh, the tangled webs we weave When we practice to deceive.
Quote #5944
Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The...
Quote #10855
Rejoice evermore. In every thing give thanks for this is the will of God...
Quote #3369
I don’t know much about being a millionaire, but I’ll bet I’d be darling...
Quote #5550
If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl,...
Quote #13548
Hard work doesn’t guarantee success, but improves its chances.
Quote #12740
I like America, just as everybody else does. I love America, I gotta say...
Quote #429
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
Quote #5278
Jesters do often prove prophets.