Quote #18610
God is a comic playing to an audience that’s afraid to laugh.
Quote #20853
We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez small, sweet, and coming out...
Quote #6059
The world is too much with us late and soon,Getting and spending, we lay...
Quote #21183
I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican.
Quote #21598
Travel is only glamorous in retrospect.
Quote #3221
A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
Quote #734
Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well.
Quote #8967
What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
Quote #7313
The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find...
Quote #12666
For any woman to success in American life she must first do two things...