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You never know what’s hit you. A gunshot is the perfect way. (When asked...
Quote #5477
Appearances often are deceiving.
Quote #21647
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.
Quote #14677
To a talkative woman Madam, don’t you have any unexpressed thoughts
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Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren’t kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread...
Quote #3736
Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo...
Quote #4863
The medium is the message.
Quote #19803
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up...
Quote #1684
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that...
Quote #4657
Cleo McDowell Look… me and the McDonald’s people got this little misunderstanding. See, they’re...