Quote #20846
I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.
Quote #9149
Do not employ handsome servants.
Quote #21800
You’re not to be so blind with patriotism that you can’t face reality. Wrong...
Quote #861
Not all those who know their minds know their hearts as well.
Quote #7502
A process which led from the amoeba to man appeared to philosophers to be...
Quote #8735
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get...
Quote #4528
Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of somebody...
Quote #6255
Nothing can be more absurd than the practice that prevails in our country of...
Quote #8349
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish.
Quote #4299
Debt is the slavery of the free.