Quote #11546
He has not learned the lesson of life who does not every day surmount...
Quote #4560
When women love us, they forgive us everything, even our crimes when they do...
Quote #19068
A vacuum is a hell of a lot better than some of the stuff...
Quote #16393
Madonna is just a hooker that doesn’t get paid.
Quote #12964
It is not strange … to mistake change for progress.
Quote #6905
The world is my country, all mankind are my brethren, and to do good...
Quote #12260
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Quote #575
Life is a succession of lessons which must be lived to be understood.
Quote #13078
Let the other guy have whatever he wants before the fight. Once the bell...
Quote #13253
We have scarcely gotten home … when our children’s sneezes greet us, skinned knees...