Quote #3415
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...
Quote #10917
Sometimes in politics one must duel with skunks, but no one should be fool...
Quote #2445
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few...
Quote #929
By all means marry if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If...
Quote #2743
The problem is not that there are problems. The problem is expecting otherwise and...
Quote #14090
An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be...
Quote #17989
We pass the word around we ponder how the case is put by different...
Quote #17988
We are, perhaps, uniquely among the earth’s creatures, the worrying animal. We worry away...
Quote #11942
A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to...
Quote #397
You see things and you say, ‘Why’ But I dream things that never were...