Quote #10265
Weep for the lives your wishes never led.
Quote #12096
Tony Gwynn, the fat batter behind Finley, is waiting.
Quote #9317
There comes a time when the mind takes a higher plane of knowledge but...
Quote #16962
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen...
Quote #7840
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Quote #5240
Oh, thou hast a damnable iteration, and art indeed able to corrupt a saint....
Quote #10119
‘Let thine occupations be few,’ saith the sage, ‘if thou wouldst lead a tranquil...
Quote #9045
Modern man must descend the spiral of his own absurdity to the lowest point...
Quote #12035
He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
Quote #11035
We must laugh at man, to avoid crying for him.