Quote #12864
Statistician A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits that under analysis some...
Quote #10024
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.
Quote #11593
Vote early and vote often.
Quote #747
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
Quote #2183
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
Quote #10588
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
Quote #448
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
Quote #12361
One of the things that is wrong with America is that everybody who has...
Quote #3555
Skiing consists of wearing 3,000 worth of clothes and equipment and driving 200 miles...
Quote #927
Only the extremely ignorant or the extremely intelligent can resist change.