Quote #3774
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #1018
Nothing is so good as it seems beforehand.
Quote #2756
Never make fun of someone who speaks broken English. It means they know another...
Quote #16324
Why cross an ocean when you can cross a river Why should we sail...
Quote #16605
When you go to buy, use your eyes, not your ears.
Quote #7644
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every...
Quote #3124
There are more pleasant things to do than beat up people.
Quote #1251
What is the sound of one hand clapping
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A child becomes an adult when he realizes that he has a right not...
Quote #12611
All things are in common among friends.