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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
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Food is our common ground, a universal experience.
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I call upon the scientific community in our country, those who gave us nuclear...
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Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
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Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....
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Way down deep, we’re all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage...
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought...
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Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just...
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When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that...
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Count not him among your friends who will retail your privacies to the world.