Quote #14176
There are people who can talk sensibly about a controversial issue they’re called humorists.
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If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
Quote #8023
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
Quote #17314
The direction of a man’s thought is always the decisive factor in his personality....
Quote #5379
The play’s the thing Wherein I’ll catch the conscience of the king.
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He would come in and say he changed his mind — which was a...
Quote #14521
A fat paunch never breeds fine thoughts.
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Life is an onion and one peels it crying.
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Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
Quote #15850
In all religiousness there lurks the suspicion that we invented the story that God...