Quote #14242
A university is not a service station. Neither is it a political society, nor...
Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #19379
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side,...
Quote #19945
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
Quote #12542
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.
Quote #15687
Prayer is the wing wherewith the soul flies to heaven, and meditation the eye...
Quote #14425
Hope is the only universal liar who never loses his reputation for veracity.
Quote #14189
Do something. If it doesn’t work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.
Quote #4552
When neither their property nor their honor is touched, the marjority of men live...
Quote #8963
Twelve highlanders and a bagpipe make a rebellion.