Quote #16292
Education a debt due from present to future generations.
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In baseball, you don’t know nothing.
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A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
Quote #11701
My mind’s sunk so low, Claudia, because of you, wrecked itself on your account...
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I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #9345
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You...
Quote #7042
No amount of study or learning will make a man a leader unless he...
Quote #8866
Not to feel one’s misfortunes is not human, not to bear them in not...
Quote #17536
The public will believe anything, so long as it is not founded on truth.
Quote #19426
Think about a woman. Doesn’t know you’re thinking about her. Doesn’t care you’re thinking...