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Children’s talent to endure stems from their ignorance of alternatives.
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There are moods in which one feels the impulse to enter a tacit protest...
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I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while...
Quote #10043
Life is a joke. The only way to survive it is to find the...
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What is a committee A group of the unwilling, picked from the unfit, to...
Quote #16412
It is never possible to predict a physical occurrence with unlimited precision.
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The reason that there are so few women comics is that so few women...
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go...
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If you cry ‘Forward’ you must without fail make plain in what direction to...
Quote #8216
Recession is when your neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours....