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The Dilbert Principle The most ineffective workers are systematically moved to the place where...
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The wise should surrender speech in mind, mind in the knowing self, the knowing...
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I have three treasures. Guard and keep them The first is deep love, The...
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America is so vast that almost everything said about it is likely to be...
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Give me the ready hand rather than the ready tongue.
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My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others.
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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Diplomats are useful only in fair weather. As soon as it rains they drown...
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Marriage. It’s like a cultural hand-rail. It links folks to the past and guides...
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Men acquire a particular quality by constantly acting a particular way…you become just by...