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Heaven always bears some proportion to earth. The god of the cannibal will be...
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America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one...
Quote #21656
The wit makes fun of other persons the satirist makes fun of the world...
Quote #14575
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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The enormous gap between what US leaders do in the world and what Americans...
Quote #20943
Brains, like hearts, go where they are appreciated.
Quote #11741
In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
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After I’m dead I’d rather have people ask why I have no monument than...
Quote #16781
You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
Quote #12774
He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...