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He lives not long who battles with the immortals, nor do his children prattle...
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Marriage is that relation between man and woman in which the independence is equal,...
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Advertisements… contain the only truths to be relied on in a newspaper.
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Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings.
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You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.
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As soon as questions of will or decision or reason or choice of action...
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I always tell people that I became a writer not because I went to...
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There are more of them than us.
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Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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Any man who afflicts the human race with ideas must be prepared to see...