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The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants...
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Hope for miracles, but don’t rely on one.
Quote #19245
Income tax returns are the most imaginative fiction being written today.
Quote #1463
Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
Quote #16900
All politics are based on the indifference of the majority.
Quote #11964
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
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I am beginning to learn that it is the sweet, simple things of life...
Quote #8970
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
Quote #5444
The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
Quote #8915
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of...