Quote #14846
If Casey Stengel were alive today, he’d be spinning in his grave.
Quote #9404
Heroism on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the...
Quote #20855
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.
Quote #918
The unexamined life is not worth living.
Quote #11081
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Quote #12690
Those who don’t know the mistakes of the past won’t be able to enjoy...
Quote #14383
Wisdom denotes the pursuing of the best ends by the best means.
Quote #16937
As a sinner I could not please God, I could not neutralize or pay...
Quote #17405
Defeated enemies in battle have to confess the superiority of their captors, but this...
Quote #17768
A large volume of adventures may be grasped within this little span of life,...