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A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
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Every man has his own destiny the only imperative is to follow it, to...
Quote #19518
A lawyer starts life giving 500 worth of law for 5 and ends giving...
Quote #16539
Never trouble trouble until trouble troubles you.
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Most comics make jokes to defend themselves against what they see as a hostile...
Quote #2748
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy.
Quote #9444
Love begets love, love knows no rules, this is the same for all.
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Parting is all we know of heaven and all we need of hell.
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I think it would be a good idea.
Quote #15374
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.