Quote #3419
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
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The reason we have two ears and only one mouth, is that we may...
Quote #7992
When bad men combine, the good must associate else they will fall one by...
Quote #4272
Failure is success if we learn from it.
Quote #20042
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
Quote #16463
All outward forms of religion are almost useless, and are the causes of endless...
Quote #8025
After victory, tighten your helmet chord.
Quote #21170
Nothing can be pleasing which is not also becoming.
Quote #4063
It is natural for a man to indulge in the illusions of hope. We...
Quote #11783
The heart never grows better by age I fear rather worse always harder. A...