Quote #6369
If you scatter thorns, don’t go barefoot.
Quote #20684
There smites nothing so sharp, nor smelleth so sour as shame.
Quote #14366
Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though...
Quote #19593
The intermediate stage between socialism and capitalism is alcoholism.
Quote #9359
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like...
Quote #7800
Satire is focused bitterness.
Quote #20470
Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
Quote #16554
All sunshine makes the desert.
Quote #2057
Better hazard once than always be in fear.
Quote #14995
If you want something very, very badly, let it go free. If it comes...