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Old programmers never die. They just can’t C as well.
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Being president is like being a jackass in a hailstorm. There’s nothing to do...
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Distinction is the consequence, never the object of a great mind.
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I want to stay as close to the edge as I can without going...
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It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather we should...
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths pure theatre.
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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you...