Quote #1445
Wayne Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries.
Quote #13598
What happens when the future has come and gone
Quote #1485
Funny how the new things are the old things.
Quote #19246
If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #17992
The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to...
Quote #1857
Hope is a waking dream.
Quote #7458
Men are like a deck of cards. You’ll find the occasional king, but most...
Quote #14348
Humility is a strange thing. The minute you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost...
Quote #2816
Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour...
Quote #20619
Everyone ought to worship God according to his own inclinations, and not to be...