Quote #21596
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
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Let us resolve to be masters, not the victims, of our history, controlling our...
Quote #14699
God writes a lot of comedy the trouble is, he’s stuck with so many...
Quote #20690
I detest life-insurance agents they always argue that I shall some day die, which...
Quote #2429
I believe it is an established maxim in morals that he who makes an...
Quote #1855
To perceive is to suffer.
Quote #20472
That’s the secret of entertaining. You make your guests feel welcome and at home....
Quote #17870
People often say that this or that person has not yet found himself. But...
Quote #2423
It is said an Eastern monarch once charged his wise men to invent him...
Quote #1610
It is the difference of opinion that makes horse races.